You see, Tim Tebow decided to come back to the Gators for his senior season after winning his second national championship in three years, winning the Heisman in between, because he happens to be the greatest human being to ever grace God's green (and occasionally (75% of the time) blue) Earth. There has never been a man or woman with the honor and dignity of this young Florida Gator. When he was a child he met Mother Theresa and she cried for shame that she wasn't half the person Tim was. He was four at the time.
When Tim was in fifth grade, he saved three babies, two dogs, and a kitten from a burning building. Then he went home, finished his homework, finished his sister's homework, then spent the next three hours preaching the word of God to his townspeople.
When he was 15 years old, legend has it, he turned water to wine. Then he poured it down the drain, explaining that the legal drinking age was 21 for a reason.
So it's no surprise that Tim Tebow has decided to return to Florida for his senior season. This is a beautiful, perfect, selfless decision made by the most perfect human being ever created by this or any God.
Amen.
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It's true!!!
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