Thursday, January 3, 2008

Hey! There Was Blood!

It's almost impossible for me to be objective when it comes to Paul Thomas Anderson. Punch Drunk Love is one of my favorite movies of all time. I fucking LOVED the plague of frogs and the full-cast Aimee Mann karaoke in Magnolia. And those were two movies that disappointed critics. His newest “greatest movie of all time” (and P.T. really doesn’t seem capable of operating under lesser terms), There Will Be Blood is only his second in 8 years. Only this time, it actually is being touted as a “masterpiece,” not divisively, like his past films, but nearly universally. In fact, the only part of the film that seems to give any reservations, is the end of the film – a big, bombastic showdown between Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day Lewis), the film’s oil-drilling protagonist and Eli Sunday (Paul Dano), Plainview’s antagonist – the Western town’s precocious prophet. Both megalomaniacs, mirroring each other, and anchoring the film’s American thematic story line of profits vs. prophets.

I’ve been looking forward to this film since I read an early draft of the script almost 3 years ago. (By the way, let me advise against ever reading the script of a movie you want to see ahead of time. So much worse than reading a book before its cinematic adaptation, the script tells you almost everything that’s going to happen. It’s the ultimate spoiler.) When I read the script, I was a little disappointed, and a little skeptical. There Will Be Blood had none of the magic realism that wowed in Magnolia or Punch Drunk Love. It didn’t have the lightness or excitement that made Boogie Nights so enjoyable. It was a little too much Citizen Kane, or perhaps The Godfather trilogy – an epic about a man who will stop at nothing in his dogged pursuit of wealth and power in the perpetual competition that is the American Dream. But I had faith, and more than a little curiosity. In Anderson’s hands, with Robert Elswit at the lens, Radiohead guitarist Johnny Greenwood composing the score, and Daniel Day-Lewis controlling the screen, I had faith that There Will Be Blood would feel familiar in only the most basic sense of the epic American film.

I wasn’t exactly right. The film did feel, in many ways, like a rehashing of what Orson Welles practically turned trope with one film. That’s not to say Anderson’s epic, masterpiece or no, wasn’t stunning. It was. And at almost two hours and forty-five minutes, it felt faster than some ninety-minute films I’ve seen. From the opening title, as Plainview mines for silver in abject solitude with nothing but Greenwood’s discordant strings saturating the tension, until the final prophetic line of the film, I was on the edge of my seat, rapt from the spectacle of this turn of the century Western. Most importantly, I would see it again in a heartbeat, confident that its richness and even its audacity would not be distilled.

The story, loosely based on the John Updike novel "Oil!," follows Daniel Plainview, a man incapable of seeing beyond the pursuit of wealth, who goes from mining silver to drilling oil during California’s oil rush at the onset of the 20th century. He uses his adopted son, H.W., to portray himself as a family man in an effort to buy land from lowly Western settlers who neither know the value of the land they sit on, nor how they might tap the wealth beneath their feet. Plainview’s perspective on “family” is debatable. His son is his partner, and a cute face to help him sway sellers. However, it seems evident that Plainview does genuinely care for his boy, and for about the first half of the film, he is quite likeable. But his competitiveness, and his hatred for mankind, rise to the surface and eventually explode like the oil from one of his derricks. In a moment of revelation, one of very few, Plainview tells his brother, who appears out of the woodwork when he hears of Plainview’s success, “I have a competition in me that wants no one else to succeed…I hate most people. I look at them and I can’t see anything worth liking.”
Daniel Day Lewis’s performance is one of the most terrifying and stunning performances you’re likely to see for some time. It’s a tour-de-force that, for my money, is scarier even than Javier Bardem’s Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men, perhaps because Chigurh is not a man, but a killer, a psychopath. He’s the boogieman in the closet, the monster under the bed. Daniel Plainview is a product of the American Dream, a man so driven by greed and competition that he has no room left for any other emotion. Day Lewis treats the character with such intensity that, accompanied by Greenwood’s score and Elswit’s frame, my heart was practically trying to escape the prison of my ribs.

All the pieces come together at their most sublime when an oil well explodes in flames, injuring Plainview’s son. The monolith of fire and oil is the centerpiece of the film, violent and beautiful, and the very kind of cinematic bravado with which Anderson excels. The fiery tower illuminates the barren landscape through the night, silhouetting Plainview who watches in subdued ecstasy while his son suffers in the mess hall. It may be the finest single scene of the year. Certainly, the most spectacular.

While paling in the brilliance of Day Lewis’s Plainview, and who wouldn’t, Paul Dano takes a big step from his role as the angsty teenager in Little Miss Sunshine, injecting Eli Sunday with a certain smarmy pomposity that actually seems to make him more despicable than his terrifying counterpart. Still, I can’t help but wonder if another actor wouldn’t have been able to take that character a little further. Dano wasn’t always convincing as the town’s bombastic spiritual leader, nor did he seem vile enough to illicit Plainview’s murderous ire, but I’m hard pressed to think of an alternative. There just aren’t many (any?) strong enough actors for this role that can play a 15 year-old, or, as I’m sure Anderson would have preferred, someone even younger. Rumor has it, though, that Dano was the second choice. The first actor cast in the role of Eli Sunday was literally scared away by Daniel Day Lewis’s legendary on and off set intensity. And so Dano was cast. And he really did do a fine job.

The most divisive moment of the film is the final scene set in a private bowling alley, decried as over-the-top, and even as the moment, where, according to David Denby, "some part of [Anderson] must have rebelled against canonization." Um, OK. Well, Denby writes for the New Yorker so I’m not about suck down any of his condescension. What has he ever done with his life that’s so great? But I can see how the explosive finale, which is in parts disturbing and hilarious, would turn off some viewers. While the entire movie basked in the expanses and loneliness of the old West, the big finale, propelled by alcohol and self-destruction, takes place in a small private underground bowling alley. It’s like any number of Anderson’s greatest scenes but it’s injected here, at the end of a film that has, for two and a half hours, eschewed humor, lightness, for that matter, a film that has reserved itself in a relative stoicism, a patient drilling into the ground, into, if you will, a heart of darkness. I don’t want to give away anything from the scene, but I think this is when the well exploded. And when that happens, you can’t blame it for getting a little messy.

There Will Be Blood was a definite departure from P.T. Anderson’s past work. For that matter, it was a departure from that magical excess that made me love Anderson in the first place. There’s no denying that it is a masterful piece, but I don’t think it’s necessarily a piece that only Anderson could have made. That is, I think, where the film falls short. From its conception, this film was geared up to be a masterpiece, a great American epic. Ultimately, it became so self-aware that it risked feeling formulaic. I think that’s why I enjoyed the final scene so much. That seemed like the one move that was undeniably Anderson’s, the one scene that no other director could have pulled off. And it will be argued for years, I’m sure, whether or not Anderson did. The quality of this film, however, really does seem to surpass any debate. It, in itself, is a stunning fiery tower, and a film to be reckoned with, like it or not.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

YEAR END LISTS! (yea)

Sorry for the long hiatus. I've been on the campaign trail fucking up candidates' campaigns one sucker at a time. Obviously, I started with John McCain - everything went wrong for that guy. (You're welcome.) Then Rudy looked to be making a surge so I went over to that piss-ant's corner and started dropping bombs about mistresses and NYC police escorts and such. And wouldn't you know, that shithead sicked Bernie Kerik on my ass. One morning I wake up and my Funky, my pet turtle, is dead at the foot of my bed. So of course you know I'm not done with that fucker. But I had to quickly move on to Huckabee and alert the world of the rapist he set free as governor of Arkansas - you know, that guy that went on to rape and kill another woman a few months after being released. Romney's a Mormon so I'll just let that take care of itself. And I may have to visit McCain before it's all said and done. As for the Democrats, I got Edwards in '04, putting him on Kerry's ticket, so I'm not too worried about him in '08. I've been working on Obama for years - black, absent father, drug use, but the guy's like a cockroach. He keeps coming back. So I went to Iowa and started spreading some last minute rumors. His poll numbers sank like a stone over night. (I'm the king.) Hillary...to be honest, Hillary scares me a little. A lot. She's fucking evil. Not a damn thing I do works. Doesn't even phase her. The woman's maniacal. I must say, I do believe I've met my match.

So, with my tail between my legs, let me dip back into the things I love most - music and movies. Now, if I were a better blogger, in addition to writing more than once every 5 months, I'd make it a point to listen to EVERY ALBUM and watch EVERY MOVIE, but, you know what, that's what Pitchfork and Rotten Tomatoes are for. As it is, you'll just have to respect that I can only make lists based on what I've actually had the good fortune of experiencing. And, in regards to music, by experiencing I don't mean having listened to once while reading a book or browsing the internet. I mean that I was able to listen to these albums many many times - on the road in my car, in airplanes, in my bedroom in the dark. These are albums I've had the opportunity to get to know intimately.

Therefore, there are some GLARING omissions. For instance, I've only listened to M.I.A.'s Kala once while she streamed the whole album on her myspace page. (WARNING: If you have epilepsy, you probably shouldn't go to this site. Seriously. She's from Sri Lanka. They don't know nothing but flashing lights.) But by all accounts, Kala is one of the best albums of the year.

Similarly, I only recently received Battles' Mirrored. I've listened to it a few times but not enough to include it on any year end lists, even though Pitchfork named it the number 8 album of the year. (Kala was number 3). A brilliant synthesis of live and electronic music, almost exclusively instrumental and unlike anything I've ever heard on this scale. (Some smaller bands, I'm thinking of a couple on Ann Arbor's Ghostly label, have made similar phonic leaps, but not with this level of production and imagination.) I do love this album and it may very well make it on a revised list sometime in the near future. (As will a few other albums, I'm sure.)

Other albums not making the list due to lack of adequate listening exposure:

Jens Lekman: "Night Falls Over Kortedala" - beautiful Swedish disco pop with elegant compositions and witty, whimsical narratives. I've always loved Jens Lekman and I really love this album but it's just too new for me right now to be able to make a qualified judgement about its positioning.


Nina Nastasia & Jim White: You Follow Me - produced by Steve Albini, and featuring little more than guitar, vocals, and drums, this album is working its way into heavy rotation for me. Jim White is a virtuoso on drums, yet he manages to perfectly support Nina Nastasia's sublime songs which drift in and out of despair and anger like a fresh widow trying to fall in love too soon.

Ola Podrida: Ola Podrida - a film composer by day, David Wingo's debut with his new band is a stunning effort of folkey guitars and subtle song craft that come together into a beuatiful album of 11 songs. Oh, and he had his album artwork before Interpol (who used the same design from the same graphic arts company. Photos taken from the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County.)

As for everything else, you're just going to have to assume that either I haven't heard it, or, more likely, I've heard it and it just, for whatever reason, didn't make the list.


YEA! THE LIST!


1. The National: Boxer

Pretty much the reason I started this blog. I've been addicted to this album since the day it came out. With every listen, new doors open to reveal hidden passages, witty jokes, and dolorous images. Matt Berninger weaves a metaphor like a poet and his voice acts like a black storm on the horizon - ominous and beautiful, predicting an explosion that hasn't yet come to pass. The band, dynamic and endlessly versatile, drawing comparisons to both Joy Division and Bruce Springsteen, their 21st century malaise is all encompassing, like a group trying to break out of the jail cell that is adulthood.


2. LCD Soundsystem: Sound of Silver

This album had just about all of my favorite songs of the year: "North American Scum," "Someone Great," "All My Friends." The title of the first song is "Get Innocuous!" for godssakes. James Murphy, the consummate king of the audiophiles outdid his first album as LCD Soundsystem with a sophomore masterpiece that meshes dance and rock, utilizing about a gazillion influences from the last 50 years of music - from Yello to Steve Reich, Bowie to Eno, Beatles to Velvet Underground, Kraftwerk to New Order - you name it, he referenced it and the result is a towering monolith that doesn't bow down to the sublime history of sonic orgasms, but rather stands as an example by which all music should aspire to.


3. Carribou: Andorra

This is Dan Snaith's masterpiece. Taking us back in time from the 90's shoe gaze of Up in Flames under his old moniker Manitoba, to the 70's krautrock and electronica of Milk of Human Kindness, to this year's beautiful psychedelic 60's omage Andorra, the guy only seems to get better. Focussing more on songwriting, and naming most of the songs after girl's whose names can only be found in songs, this Beach Boys inspired album balances between lush harmonies and his trademark exploding drums. This feels like a summer album, all beauty and sunshine, but even in the grey winter, it manages to come through, not necessarily through warmth, but perhaps in the memory of warmth, of young crushes and better times. This album is about days gone by, but makes a kick ass soundtrack for the day at hand.

(Side note: The Beach Boys had quite a resurgence this year, perhaps due to Brian Wilson's Smile finally being released a couple years ago. In addition to Andorra, Panda Bear's Person Pitch feels almost like a direct spawn of Wilson's harmonic palettes, albeit quite a bit more avant garde. Ironically, Pet Sounds is one of the long lost masterpieces of pop music, that seems to be gaining relevance only now, 40 years after its release.)


4. Spoon: Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga

Six albums in and these guys just seem to get better and better. Kill the Moonlight was a great album. It's bare bones economy countered Britt Daniels' songs and created some of the catchiest R&B tracks we've heard in a long time. Gimme Fiction saw the band add a little more in terms of composition and instrumentation. But with Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, the band and Britt stepped up to a whole 'nother level. These bones are anything but bare and many of the songs on this album surpass not just anything they've done to date, but anything most anybody is doing. "You Got Yr. Cherry Bomb," "Black Like Me," and, of course, "The Underdog" are the highlights but the other 7 tracks are no less fantastic. Every song is so packed with ideas, it's amazing they were able to confine them to under four minutes. By the way, doesn't The Underdog sound just like a Billy Joel song? I can't place my finger on it (I'm thinking "Uptown Girl"). Anyway, amazing song, but the Billy Joel thing has been bothering me for a while.


5. Okkervil River: The Stage Names

I fell in love with Okkervil River a little over a year ago when I discovered Black Sheep Boy, which I was sure couldn't be surpassed. And I'm not willing, now, to say that The Stage Names is better, but it's at least in the same echelon. Part autobiography, part love letter to poet, John Berryman, this is the album that solidifies Okkervil River as one of the most arresting bands of the past decade. Will Sheff's always passionate, desperate voice calms a little from its zenith on Black Sheep Boy but maintains enough strength to break down the fourth wall, ever winking, ironically referenential, and builds an album that not only rocks but manages to stay exciting and interesting with every listen as we decode the songs, verse by verse. The crowning achievement of the album is closer "John Allyn Smith Sails," which reinvents "Sloop John B." (see? more Pet Sounds!) as a suicide note. John Allyn Smith is the birth name of John Berryman who killed himself in 1972.

I was going to stop at five albums but I'll continue the list in abridged form all the way to 10!


6. Beirut: The Flying Club Cup

His first album, Gulag Orkestar had one great song and a bunch of other songs that were interesting but didn't really have much substance to keep me listening. Not so on his sophomore follow up. This love letter to the baroque music of a distant Paris, was on constant repeat for a long time. Not only is the music exciting in its uniqueness, the songs are better than good and Zach Condon, at only 21, is just hitting his stride. Who can say if his old European sound can avoid becoming stale or gimmicky if he never strays in his ensuing albums, but for now, it's sublime. The band is in top form, the lyrics are...well, the band does more than make up for their shortcomings, and Condon's voice is a beautiful counterpart to the mandolins, acordians, and horns that make you yearn for a cup of coffee in a Paris courtyard.


7. The Twilight Sad: Fourteen Autumns & Fifteen Winters

God that voice! That fucking Scottish accent is so fucking awesome. This is another album I was addicted to for a while this year. A little shoe gaze, some epic tendencies, wonderful song writing - all the ingredients I need to fall in love.

8. Feist: The Reminder

Don't forget. Sometimes songs get overplayed and artists get overexposed because they deserve it. Yes, that's almost exactly what they said on Pitchfork's end of the year list, but so what, it's true. The only problem I have with this album is that it's a bit too long for my tastes. I've said it once, I'll say it again: Albums shouldn't be longer than 11 songs. 10 is the best. I've never listened to an album with more than 11 full songs that didn't seem just a tad too long. The last three songs on this album, I couldn't care less about. I just check out somewhere around track 10 or 11. I know there are 3 more songs, but they go over my head like a wave.


9. Panda Bear: Person Pitch

Hey! It made the list. I almost didn't think it would. Pitchfork says this is the best album of the year. So, you know, that's cool. I just didn't find myself reaching for it often enough. But I couldn't keep it out of the top ten. It is, without a doubt, one of the most ambitious and accomplished albums not just of this year but in recent memory, right up there with Sufjan Stevens' Illinois. Like a train chugging past musical influences, Panda Bear (of Animal Collective) pulls them all aboard and crafts this Beach Boys-esque homage that is, at times, more poetry than music. And that's not such a bad thing.


10. A Place to Bury Strangers: A Place to Bury Strangers

Joy Division meets Jesus and Mary Chain meets My Bloody Valentine. And it's loud as fuck, too. Put this on your headphones and walk around town. Tell me you don't feel like the baddest mother fucker around. Just great shit from some kids out of Brooklyn.


HONORABLE MENTION:

Yeah Yeah Yeah's: IsIs (ep)
Black Kids: Wizard of Ahhs (ep)
The White Stripes: Icky Thump

WORST ALBUM OF THE YEAR:

Arcade Fire: Neon Bible

Yeah, Funeral was great. It was amazing. That doesn't mean this piece of crap should get residual accolades.


NOTE:
I also want to mention Radiohead's In Rainbows. Great album, certainly, but not spectacular. Not even in their top four albums. It's like a Radiohead sampler - not a far cry from any of their various incarnations over the years. In no ways a landmark nor a change of direction. There aren't really any new ideas nor is the band taking any chances. Rather, the album comes off like the work of some very talented, very satisfied musicians sitting on their porch like old men, completely content. Therefore, if you wanted to introduce someone to Radiohead, you might give them this album. From In Rainbows, none of their other albums are a far cry. It's the center of the bullseye, connecting The Bends and Kid A, OK Computer and Hail to the Thief. It's a great album, but it needs to be seen for what it is. Nothing special.

That's it for now. I'll try to do better next time. And I'll try to keep the posts coming a little more frequently.

As soon as I see There Will Be Blood, I'll put out my movie list.

Oh, and if you read this, can you send me a little comment. I just want to know if I'm writing this strictly for myself now or if I have a chance to get some of my readers back.

Happy Holidays! Happy New Year!

Friday, October 12, 2007

The New Pornographers: Challengers

Really cool new video from The New Pornographers directed by Darren Posemko. I've never heard of this guy but I bet we'll be hearing a lot more from him soon. This is the title track and first single off their 2007 LP.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Free Speech!

So the editors of The Yuba Post have declared war on the First Amendment, the freedom of speech, and dirty limericks, which, as defined by the good people at Wikipedia, are really the only kind of true limerick. It states, "the true limerick, as a folk form, is always obscene." The clean limerick, it goes on to say, is "a periodic fad and object of magazine contests, rarely rising above mediocrity."

Furthermore, I'd like to point out that the "faddy" and "mediocre" Yuba Post actually stipulated in the rules of the "Submit a LimerickPic Contest," that "dirty limericks are allowed." Thus, not only does the Yuba Post support the categorical stamping out of free expression, they seem to have no problem lying and breaking the rules on a whim. Like some kind of lark.

Well, far be it for me to tell the snide little people of Yuba how to run their show, but I am here, breaking form from the traditional music and movie content of The Static, to take a stand for free speech and dirty limericks. Posted below are three LimerickPics, which the Post either rejected, or, in a cruel twist of events, edited without so much as asking permission from the writer to do so. How dare you, Yuba Post. No wonder your writers have quit on you.

SANTORUM #1

I once knew a douche named Santorum
We tried but we couldn't ignore him
Now the frothy mix
Of cum and shit
Is something we call a Santorum

SANTORUM #2

His daughter matches her doll
His sleezy intolerance appalls
He thinks sex in the butt
Is like fucking a duck
But he can kindly suck my balls!

LOST IN THE ABYSS

I entered the ice cave on my nightly hunt
But quickly regretted that silly stunt
For weeks I sought
To change my lot
When a shaft of light led me out of that cunt.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Sally Shapiro - He Keeps Me Alive


I'm kind of, sort of, very addicted to this song by Swedish synth-pop princess Sally Shapiro. It's a cover of a song by Swedish twee group, Nixon, and it's on her album Disco Romance which will finally come out in the U.S. later this year. It feels like the perfect preamble to Fall. I can't wait for the leaves to change color, to crunch under my feet like broken glass, for that brisk breeze on my cheek as I walk through the park past children playing soccer... Oh, wait. I live in LA. We don't get seasons. Well, at least I have Sally Shapiro and her cool, brisk voice. It'll do for now.

The National - Apartment Story

Best singles mixer / wedding reception ever, because, well, it's The National.

Lameness

So, what used to be the coolest thing ever is now pretty much the lamest thing ever. On my computer, each song on the Static Sounds playlist played in full. However, I soon discovered that most of the songs - namely the ones I uploaded myself as opposed to finding online - only played for about 30 seconds on everyone else's machine. This sucks large sasquatch balls. I was not trying to tease you. I am not a tease.

So, basically, instead of being a feature of The Static, I'll leave the playlist as is for that single post. In the future, I will post tracks, but unfortunately, I will not be able to upload tracks to play for you. Rather, I'll have to post tracks already cleared by the artists on Imeem. And I probably won't incorporate a playlist.

I hope we can all move on. I might need some time, though.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Pretty Much the Coolest Thing Ever



Plug your computers into your speakers and turn up the volume! The Static introduces STATIC SOUNDS, a playlist for the adventurous and the literate. As often as possible, I will post music from albums or artists I've written about or that I just plain enjoy. Honestly, this is a dream come true for me. I've never been much of a musician - 10 years of the alto sax, but I couldn't write a chord progression to save my life, let alone melody, hook, or bridge - but I get absolutely geeked when someone will let me play new music for them. I don't know what it is, but playing music for people, whether new music they've never heard, or old favorites that bind us, just sets me off. I want you to love what I love. I want you to hear these songs and need to hear them again. I want you to wake up in the morning with the song playing over and over in your head. I want you to hum these songs when you're brushing your teeth, sing them in the shower, and pine for them on the way to the record store (or, god help us, iTunes). To totally psychoanalyze myself, if you love a song that I love, then we have that in common. When we're singing along together to the same nasty bridge, we're not alone. Some people have religion...

I don't want to write a blurb about every track because there are 22 but I'm going to pick my spots. The first six tracks are by artists that have all been blogged about on The Static.

This version of "Sheela-Na-Gig" comes from The Peel Sessions as written about in the "Some Great Albums You May Have Missed" section.

"Slow Show" by the National was the frame-work song of my review for Boxer, their latest LP.

I first heard "The Moon" by The Microphones in a coffee shop in Ann Arbor, MI. The song hit me like a Japanese monsoon. I couldn't believe what was coming from the overhead speakers. I immediately stopped a conversation I was having in order to listen. After a couple verses, I rushed up to the counter to ask who the band was. The barista didn't know but was cool enough to duck into the back room to check. This nameless hero introduced me to the Microphones. I immediately left the coffee shop and hauled ass to Wazoo, the most wonderful record store in Southeastern Michigan, where I bought the Microphones' The Glow Pt. 2 I haven't been the same since.

"Bone Broke" comes off the White Stripes' new album Icky Thump. I've chosen not to review the album because the world doesn't need another review of the White Stripes. The album is fantastic, by the way. And this is one of my favorite songs from it. Listen to the break down. When it hits, it twists your insides in a nasty, filthy minor key change* that just fucking kicks you in the ass. It is the dirtiest shit you'll hear this year.
(*When I say "minor key change," I'm pretty much making that up. Like I said, I don't know anything about making music. It sounds like a minor key change to me, but I also think I look exactly like Brad Pitt.)





It's like we were separated at birth or something.

"Heartbeats" by Swedish band the Knife was covered by Jose Gonzalez (a fellow Swede, obviously) on his wonderful debut album, Veneer. His cover is great, but I'm putting up the original right now because, if anything, it shows that Jose has great taste. This song appears on Deep Cuts and I can't get enough of it. Incidentally, The Knife's latest LP, Silent Shouts garnered Pitchfork's #1 album of 2006. Not too shabby.

I don't want to say too much about Nelly Furtado's "Say it Right." Just, please don't right it off. It's addictive and hypnotic. With the right speakers the bass plays in your gut, and the synth chimes, congos, and electric guitar pulsate just beneath the wonderfully ethereal hook. It's Timbaland at his absolute best and you can't deny that man's talent. Seriously, this song is fucking awesome.

Joanna Newsom is somebody you need to know. Last year's album Ys (pronounced "ees") was my favorite album of the year. Five epic songs, 55 minutes. Each one an absolute spectacle of beauty and sincerity. She's a harpist with a nymphish voice, a penchant for intricately wound, often opaque stories, and the most archaic vernacular pop music's ever been burdened with. Recently she released an EP, Joanna Newsom and the Ys Street Band (seriously) on which this song appeared. This is the band she toured with in support of Ys. Side note: men tend to use their guitars as extensions of their penises on stage. It's phallic and violent. When Joanna's on stage, the harp cradled in the nook between her shoulder and neck, her arms extended to the strings, she looks as though she's holding the face of her lover, caressing his jaw line, gazing into his eyes. It's the complete opposite. It's completely, wonderfully, feminine.

Just say it with me: "Sleater-Kinney are on a temporary hiatus. It's just temporary." This song comes from the album Dig Me Out which essentially dug Sleater-Kinney out of the "riot grrrrl" masses and thrust them into the neo-punk foreground. It's an amazing song and the last song they played at their "last" show in their home city of Portland, OR. Apparently they were all crying as they pumped their way through its tortured three minutes.

"No Children" - one of my favorite songs, and the full version of the song I'm singing my heart out to in the clip posted here. Sing it with me, "I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long!"

Yes, you all know about the Decemberists. Good for you. Capital records yanks a verbose, Victorian-obsessed, prog-pop band out of the indie gutters and suddenly everybody's so over them. Well guess what, The Crane Wife 3 is terrific. How 'bout that moment when the bass drops? And the tortured despair in Colin Meloy's voice when he howls, "I will hang my head, hang my head low?" Oh my God. You don't get chills?

Patrick Wolf's new album is called The Magic Position. I don't know what the "magic position" is, but it sounds dirty. I'll keep looking and get back to you when I find it. I think it might even be on this album. Maybe in this song. Oh yeah. That's good. Right there. Right--oh OH!

Here's a little story about the creation of Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain." They had written a song and decided it needed a bridge. So they went into the studio and recorded the bridge. Problem was, they liked the bridge better than the original song. So they turned the bridge into what is now "The Chain," whose title comes from all the different pieces they "chained" together to create the song. The only part of the original that remains is at the very end. You'll know it when you hear it.

"Holland, 1945" is from Neutral Milk Hotel's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, maybe one of the greatest albums ever recorded. Most of the album, oddly enough, is directly inspired by and in reference to The Diary of Ann Frank, which was apparently intensely inspirational and devastating for singer/songwriter Jeff Mangum. The album was recorded in 1997. It was Neutral Milk Hotel's second album. We've not heard from Mr. Mangum since. I don't know if anybody knows where he is or what happened to him.

Both Beirut and Okkervil River have new albums out. These songs are from their previous albums. They are amazing. Please enjoy. I'm sure I'll be talking much more about both bands in the very near future.

By the way, if you have a song you think belongs on Static Sounds, please send it to me. If I like it, I'll put it on the playlist.

See? Pretty much the coolest thing ever!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Some Great Albums You May Have Missed

I've been away for a while, battling egotists and slaying incompetence so I haven't been able to write about music or movies. But there have been some really wonderful albums this year and I'd like to catch you up to date on some you may have missed.

THE TWILIGHT SAD - FOURTEEN AUTUMNS AND FIFTEEN WINTERS

Reigning from Glasgow, this Scottish band's debut is one of my favorite albums this year. They soar above shoegazer white noise with profundity in their lyrics and stunning beauty in their compositions. But don't let the "shoegazer" description scare you. They're entirely accessible and sound a bit like My Bloody Valentine got knocked up by 80s U2, who bailed as soon as he discovered MBV was pregnant, because U2's a deadbeat and went on a serious drug binge in the 90s. Meanwhile MBV raised The Twilight Sad into the sweet, sad, anthemic men they are. And while they enjoy the lushness of atmospheric soundscapes, the main concern for these boys is melody and heartbreak. "That Summer, at Home I Became the Invisible Boy" is the finest track on the album. Over the shimmering guitars and pounding drums, James Graham's fantastically thick accent curls its way around a portrait of a 14 year old boy and even manages to make a line like, "The kids are on fire in the bedroom," quite tender. To put it simply, they rock. They rock really really hard.

If you're in New York, they're playing in Williamsburg on Sept. 30th. If you're in Ann Arbor, they'll be playing The Blind Pig on Oct. 3rd. I highly recommend you check them out.




LCD SOUNDSYSTEM - SOUND OF SILVER
This is where dance meets indie rock. I mean, this is the apex. With sonic allusions to Brian Eno, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Joy Division, The Velvet Underground, new wave, IDM, punk, and pop, James Murphy (who is LCD Soundsystem) doesn't just talk about his immense encyclopedic knowledge of music - like he did on his wonderful "I'm Losing my Edge" - on this album he meshes all of his loves and inspirations into one spectacular album that's just as fun to listen to as it is to dance to.

"North American Scum" music video



FEIST - THE REMINDER
I don't know how you could have missed it but just in case, let this be a reminder: This album is beautiful. Really, sincerely. I've posted videos for "1,2,3,4" and "My Moon, My Man," so I don't feel it necessary to post more for her. That would just be superfluous and people might start to talk. "Senator Murphy's in love with Feist." "I saw them together at that one cool spot down town. You know, the one where all the cool people go." "But Senator Murphy's not cool." "Yeah, but he's a senator." "That's an honorary term. He's not really a senator. That's like a philosophy professor making people call him 'doctor.' He's not a real doctor. He was just too lazy to quit school and get a real job." "Oh."

And if I may, David Letterman is an Indie rock Pimp. You heard that right. David Letterman of Late Night with David Letterman is the stone cold pimp of indie rock. Every big name in the indie scene plays on Letterman. It's basically Conan O'Brien and/or David Letterman. But with a bigger set and (slightly) more money, cool things like this can happen:

Within that amazing chorus behind her, you will find Grizzly Bear, members from The National, both Mates of State, AC Newman from the New Pornographers, members of Broken Social Scene AND MORE! Cheers, Mr. Letterman. You are a rocker among rockers. (That actually sounded rather geriatric.)

PJ HARVEY - THE PEEL SESSIONS 1991-2004

First of all, if you don't know about Polly Jean Harvey, we can't be friends until you do. She was Karen O before Karen O. She was Alanis before Dave Coulier. She was Gwen Stefani before she was Just a Girl. Sleater-Kinney before lesbian experimentation. (To be fair, Kristin Hersh of Throwing Muses was PJ before PJ and we can all bow down to the golden idol of Pat Benetar.) Still, PJ Harvey has been making the most kick ass music for almost 20 years now. The stuff she did in 1991 (hell, in the 1987 demo tapes, even) will rock your fucking socks off today. She held her own with the rawest 90s alt. rockers - I'm talking Nirvana, Sebadoh, Pavement - yeah, that's right - and she's still STILL relevant. 20 years!!!! So please get on the PJ Harvey wagon. And feel free to do it with this album. John Peel was a BBC DJ who cultivated very personal relationships with some of the finest musicians of the last 30 years. He passed a few years ago and this album, a compilation of songs recorded by PJ on Peel's radio broadcasts over this 13 year period, are essentially PJ's thank you and good bye. Every song on this album (Seriously. Every song.) is a stunner. I dare say it's the best complete PJ Harvey album, which is at once understandable - she hand picked the best of the best - and frustrating. I say frustrating, only because every album (with the exception of Rid of Me - her best studio release) usually has between 4 and 7 great songs, while the rest depend on personal taste and can be a bit off putting, or even boring. But this collection is superb from beginning to end. It's raw and beautiful and oh so passionate. In the single page liner notes, PJ writes, "John's opinion mattered to me. More than I would ever care to admit, for fear of embarrassment on both sides. But I sought his approval always. It mattered. Every Peel Session I did, I did FOR HIM." And it shows.




PETER BJORN & JOHN - WRITER'S BLOCK

This actually came out last year and the song "Young Folks" was pretty much the hottest thing since burnt bread. Still, I sincerely love this album and would be remiss not to mention it. The orchestration is stunning, the production is on point, the hooks are catchy, the lyrics are adequately interesting. I actually find something new to like about this album every time I listen to it. It's the finest kind of pop/rock. Rather, it's what pop/rock should aspire to be - if you have to be poppy at all. Personally, I'm up in the air about that.

Listen to their music! It's a place for friends.


YEAH YEAH YEAHS - IS IS

This might actually be my favorite Yeah Yeah Yeahs' album. Swear to God. It rocks as hard as they've ever rocked. And it manages to be just as vulnerable as they've ever been. In fact, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs always seem to be at their best on their EPs. The full length albums just give them too much time to get lost. They lose focus over the course of 12 tracks, some songs start to blend together in your memory, some feel forced or, especially with Show Your Bones, over produced. But in five songs, they rip and tear and scream and fuck and...God! it's thrilling. "Down Boy" is my personal favorite. I posted the video a couple months ago, but you'll find the link below. In fact, I just saw them live for the first time in LA. God, what a performance. It was a week ago and I'm still flush from it. If any of you know Karen O, can you have her give me a call? I'd be happy to show her what rockers to swallow. (For those of you thinking I'm getting lewd here, "Rockers to Swallow" is the opener on the EP. Although, I was being a bit lewd, actually.) These songs were recorded between their two LPs, Fever to Tell and Show Your Bones. It may be the Yeah Yeah Yeahs most accessible album (so says Pitchfork), but I tend to agree. It's everything good about the YYYs and nothing less.

Down Boy Video


And just for good measure:

GRIZZLY BEAR - YELLOW HOUSE

This album was also released last year, but people are still talking about it. So if you want to try to hold your own with a bunch of pretentious hipsters, you better at least know this album. Now I can't give you all the tools you'll need to battle the hipster hordes, but I'm trying, god damnit. I'm trying. This album was recorded in the lead singer/songwriter, Edward Droste's mother's living room. Yes, she lives in a yellow house. The album is packed with some of the most lush, atmospheric orchestration you're likely to hear on any album, pop, rock, indie or otherwise. The harmonies are beautiful and interesting and the songs really embody the album's cover art, as though scoring a walk through an old creaky house with generations of dust dancing in beams of sunlight that fall off into dark corners and deep secrets. The songs on this album can be comforting or frightening and most of it depends on what mood your in. The song "Marla" is actually a waltz written by Droste's aunt some time in the 30's. If that doesn't seem cool to you, then you'll just have to take my word for it: it's very, very cool. Besides, what did your aunt ever do that was so great? Huh? Did she ever write a waltz? Huh? Oh, she did? Oh. Sorry...

(awkward...)

Grizzly Bear draw comparisons to Animal Collective, Sufjan Stevens, Chicago experimentalist and Wilco producer/member Jim O'Rourke, and even, occasionally The Velvet Underground. Everyone should own this album. Who knows, it may actually turn out to be one of the most influential albums of the decade. I mean, literally, everyone is talking about these guys. And now you can, too.

The Knife video

Friday, August 24, 2007

The Static Returns!

This shit is the coolest creepy.