Sunday, June 10, 2007

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band


40 years ago, the Beatles released Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and, somehow, oddly, amazingly changed the Western world. A hyperbolic statement to be sure, but this would be the only album from a rock band to which such a sentiment could feasibly be applied. Or at least give you pause. This is a great article in this weekend's Slate about the album. Please enjoy.

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Thank You, Judd

A review of Knocked Up would be superfluous. If you haven't heard of this film or read its nearly unanimous, universal praise, you probably live in a cave with an army of woolly mammoths, or are perpetually drunk off your ass. And I mean perpetually. Like, you probably have a martini IV hooked right into your aorta.

I saw Knocked up the other night against my body's better judgment - I hadn't slept in a few days, yet I decided to see the last show of the night. It should be a testament to the quality of this film and its subsequent word-of-mouth-hurricane, that the theater was literally packed at 10:35 on a Monday night.

And I can almost guarantee not a single person left that theater disappointed. It was singular in its constant humor - out and out riotous, leaving at least a few of the people sitting around me giggling uncontrollably long after the jokes landed and the story had moved on - and in its poignancy. And this is all I want to say: Thank you, Judd Apatow. Thank you for becoming the new "King of Comedy." Thank you for making tragedy funny, again. Thank you for understanding that insecurities can be celebrated, that losers really are lovable, that life hurts, but that its unbearable if you can't laugh at it. 10 years ago, when Adam Sandler and Jim Carey ruled the comedy scene, humor equaled slapstick, gross-out, buffoonery. Of course they were funny. They embodied escapist entertainment at its highest. But now, as Mr. Apatow prepares to take over the world, he's giving us comedies seeped in reality, with stories that legitimately sting, and characters that, as a fellow human being, are almost impossible not to love. His protagonists aren't heroic because they save the day, they don't stand out as an exemplar among his fellow men, and they're not necessarily the funniest guys in the room. They're heroes simply because they do their best, and they try to do the right thing, no matter how hard, or how silly it makes them look.

It's a simple equation: humor = tragedy + time. Nobody knows this better than Judd. His characters honestly hurt. So no matter how hard you laugh during his movies - and you will laugh your ass off - you'll still walk away with a lump in your throat, knowing that what you've just seen wasn't a cartoon. It was real. Life is funny, once you stop crying. Thank you, Judd.

The Mountain Goats - No Children (Live at Pitchfork)

I happened upon this video last summer by accident. I have no idea who shot this, or why they decided to post only 49 seconds of the performance. Pay particularly close attention to the :28 second mark. There's an absurdly sexy guy singing his heart out. I mean, so sexy it hurts. Consider yourselves warned.

Monday, June 4, 2007

Blind Melon - No Rain

When a music video can choke you up, you know you've seen something special. Here's to all the little bumble bees.

Saturday, June 2, 2007

The Field - From Here We Go Sublime


From Here We Go Sublime is the debut album from The Field, which consists of one dude – trance producer, Axel Wilner – straight out of Stockholm, Sweden. Axel really wasn’t shittin’ us when he named his album – more often than not it really and truly is sublime. Whether driving down the highway at night, watching red and white lights bend around the enveloping city, alone in bed with the lights off, or, hell, working out, if you’re into that sort of thing, From Here We Go Sublime manages to lift and carry the emotional intangibles to a higher place.

Unfortunately, I really don’t know enough about electronic music to give a thorough review of the album. I can’t compare and contrast to other artists or talk about influences. I don’t know how this album will affect the genre, if at all. And I certainly don’t know what ideas are especially groundbreaking, and what choices would be considered trite. What I do know is that, since buying the album a month ago, I’ve fallen in love with it. It’s not much for physical intimacy but it’s been known to hold me at night, which is nice. And so I feel obligated to review this album in some fashion or another. I feel like you need to know.

Therefore, I’ve decided to write a “running review.” I’m going to write the review in stream of consciousness fashion as I listen to the album. The process will only take as long as the album runs. I will not pause it, stop it, rewind it, etc. I will start when the album starts and end when it ends. Whatever I’ve committed to paper at the end will be the official review. Who knows if this will work? My guess is no, but there’s only one way to find out.

So, without further ado, I bring you…From Here We Go Sublime:

1. Over the Ice
Beautiful beginning to the album. Dubbed, fuzzy sounds over a persistent 4/4 beat. A dubbed woman’s voice comes in suddenly and disappears tantalizingly. The bass just fell away in favor of a wonderfully syncopated synth melody. Then the bass came back with a vengeance, accompanied by at least seven different sounds, all playing off one another to create a thrilling, jazzy syncopated melody.

This song, like so many of the songs on this album is quite hypnotic. In spite of the driving, yet muffled 4/4 bass, Over the Ice is a relaxing trip, like being thrust through the open plains in a train cabin, watching the world quietly rush past. I mean you really feel like you’re moving fast, but it’s the most peaceful bullet you’ve ever taken a ride on. The song ends with only the bass beating away, like a heart beat that will continue through the album.

2. A Paw in My Face
This track begins with an insistent high hat, like rain drops on a tin roof, coupled with dueling percussive keyboards, and the same 4/4 beat. As the song builds, picking up speed, and doubling the high hat rhythm, it all begins to feel like walking on the beach at sunrise, as the waves roll in over the sandy shore. There are a few people walking with you. An old man, trying to hang on to his youth, runs by in biker shorts. Five surfers battle for the right position to catch the right wave. The sun continues to rise and everything falls away into a funky sounding sample from the seventies.

3. Good Things End
As the title might suggest, this track opens with an incredibly ominous feel. The drum beat sounds like it’s being pounded out on a trashcan in a basement. An accompanying digital beat seems to build from the abscesses of your subconscious. Then, as if coming from miles away, a symphonic drone rises and is joined by the sporadic humming of an all male choir.

Someone keeps asking, “Hello?” and her voice echoes.

This song, if you haven’t figured, is both exciting and terrifying. It soars over a dark city defined by David Fincher (Se7en, Fight Club), over criminals, despair, and mayhem. It’s almost tribal in its insistence. Listening to this makes you feel not like a victim, but powerful, like this is your city.

4. The Little Heart Beats So Fast
Looped, staccato female moaning takes us immediately in a different direction. Coupled with an upbeat tempo, this is immediately an accessible, sexually charged…I want to say dance track, but it’s not nearly. I can’t imagine dancing to this, although I’m currently bouncing. It makes you want to move, there’s no doubt, and the synth melody and rhythms are downright nasty.

Here comes a second, counter melody crescendoing from the background to take over. The flanger, which is just a cyclical pitch adjuster, is working hard to give us momentum through the looping rhythms and melodies. I keep thinking someone is saying “Informer” in the background, but maybe that’s just my imagination.

5. Everyday
My first impression is that this song sounds like something Four Tet would produce. But that ended pretty quickly. It’s far too trance-like for Four Tet and it doesn’t bog itself down with nearly as many layers. All in all, The Field seems to thrive in its minimalism. The beats never get boring, and the musical through lines manage to be interesting as well as addictive.

Oh! He just ran the music backwards for a second, until we heard the sound of a woman’s voice being spun backwards as well. This short transition unleashed a beautiful sonic apex, in which all the previous elements were exposed as merely kinetic potential. The snare is popping harder than the bass drum which is relegated to the background. The looped voices build over fluttering notes giving wings to the butterflies in my stomach. I wonder why it’s called Everyday? Wup, no time to discuss now, we’re on to…

6. Silent
This was the first song I heard from the album. Pitchfork posted it not once but twice on their Forkcast. The Forkcast, by the way, is an amazing little playlist my dear friends at Pitchfork throw together every week with their favorite tracks. They just keep adding new songs. I think there are close to a hundred songs on the list by now. You can just press play and listen to the Pitchfork staffers favorite songs while you’re at work.

OK. That’s enough plugging for what most people dismiss as an overly pretentious online music ‘zine. But that’s what people thought of Rolling Stone when they were still relevant.

Sorry. This is actually my favorite track on the album. You wouldn’t know by how much I’ve decided to write about it. It’s the most hypnotic and it builds beautifully for 7 minutes, one element on top of another. For instance, the snare was just brought in at the 4 minute mark. Throughout, there’s been a looped voice-like sound providing the melody, by way of “Oooh”-ing. I can’t describe it well, I’m sorry, but it’s actually lovely.

If I were drowning in a green sea near the arctic, this is the song I would want playing as polar bears swim around my body in an underwater ballet, and penguins break-dance on the ice above my blue head.

7. The Deal
“The Deal” begins by pounding stakes into the ground. It’s somewhat of a return to the sinister feel of “Good Things End.” I believe a woman is calling to me from the depths of a canyon or bottomless abyss. It’s the kind of sound the Cocteau Twins built an entire career out of. Here, as is The Field’s tendency, the reverberating voice comes sparsely and cryptically. What does she want? I can’t tell if she’s happy. Perhaps, she’s mother earth, neither happy nor sad. She’s just building the world around her with every bellow and coo.

That’s ridiculous – “bellow and coo.” That’s not what she’s doing at all. I don’t even know what that means. I like this song but I feel like it’s something I might hear at Sea World. It’s kind of Enya-ish. Maybe that’s just the woman’s voice. But, the song seems to be using her quite a bit. Looped. The same few notes over and over again, as the music builds around her.

Yeah. Sea World. I feel like I’m watching fish. That’s OK, I suppose. It’s very relaxing.

Oh, he just used a weird electronic sound that sounded like it came out of an old Super Nintendo game, like Star Fox, and seemed completely out of place. Why did he do that? Man, a running diary right now is this guy’s worst enemy. Most reviews would just skip over that shit, but not me, motherfucker! I’m on to you! Don’t bring that shit in my house!

Jesus, this review is getting long. So is this song. We’re up to 8 minutes. I’ve run out of anything to say about it. Let’s just wait until the next track comes along.

Ten minutes.

8. Sun & Ice
Really beautiful opening. The high hat is gently working its way into the picture. 4/4 thumping – classic heart beat.

I’m tired. I should have done this review when it wasn’t so late and I wasn’t so tired. I’m impressed if you’re still reading. I probably would have quit by now.

Have you ever been inside a cave as a storm blows in and the wind howls outside? You can smell the rain, and if you look beyond the trees, you can see it coming and heading right for you. A big wall of rain, behind the howling wind. That’s what this song feels like.

Really cool thing just happened, the song broke, popped, scratched, and stopped, like the needle on the record was being jerked around. It only lasted for a second, followed by a brief moment of silence, and then the music dropped in right on the One. It was actually quite delightful and a very clever way to hit the apex without needing a long building crescendo.

9. Mobilia
This is a really cool song that sounds like two records with different bpm’s are being played simultaneously. For a while things seem to be working well, but every 20 seconds or so, the beats digress from one another creating a very trippy, anxious feeling.

As the song progresses, it begins to feel almost self-righteous, using horn-sounding melodies and a wild rhythm on the high-hat. I almost feel like I’m being led into battle. Albeit a battle in which all the soldiers are hopped up on codeine. But a battle, nonetheless. Freedo-[yawn]!

Eat your heart out, Mel Gibson.

And stop torturing people, you sick fuck!

10. From Here We Go Sublime
The eponymous track, and the last song on the album. As with all great albums, this one has only 10 songs, but this is another topic for another day.

The piano is being tapped insistently. Over which, a plethora of samples come and go along with a throbbing something that, for the life of me, I can’t describe. But the album does end with an old sample from a 60s song that I can’t pin point. It’s a bunch of guys, their voices distorted, singing “Shoo-bop, Shoo-bop.” It’s awesome and creepy. I bet this guy loves the Shining. That would make a lot of sense.

And that’s the end of the album! Yea! It’s over! I know this review was ungodly long and I’m currently just making it longer, but if you’ve made it this far, I’m sure you’ve gathered that this is a wonderful album and I hope you have the opportunity to listen to it.

Actually, you could have gotten that from reading just the first three paragraphs. Oh, well!

I will never do this again.

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Weak

It's been brought to my attention that I seem incapable of differentiating between "week" and "weak;" "heel" and "heal."

This is truly weak writing, and I feel like a heel. Please know that starting this week, I will do my best to heal my egregious spelling. May God have mercy on my soul.

Wait. What?

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Feist - My Moon My Man

And while I'm at it: another gem from Feist and Patrick Daughters (dir.)

Keep Dancing, Baby!

Feist - 1 2 3 4

This video is fantastic. I just thought I'd post it...

Because Dancing is Awesome

Body Collector in Detroit Answers When Death Calls

Because Detroit isn't...

Or Is It?

Monday, May 28, 2007

The TV Set










The TV Set
is a tragicomedy, written and directed by Jake Kasdan, about a television pilot and the TV industry, which is universally funny, although not universally relatable. And that's the real tragedy; the reason why this little film never made it out of LA and NY.

I made it a point to see this film before it left theaters here in LA - it was only playing in one - because it was obviously, if not officially based on Judd Apatow's struggles with the networks throughout the 90s to get his vision onto the TV screen. The Times Sunday Magazine has a fantastic article about Apatow, his torturous struggles, and his current stratospheric success. For those who don't know, Judd Apatow has been a writer, comedian, producer, and director in Hollywood for over 17 years. He was an integral creative member of the Larry Sanders Show. He is responsible for the "greatest show of all time" Freaks and Geeks. (I'm quoting myself because it makes it seem more legitimate.) And another show shortly thereafter, Undeclared, which I am sadly unfamiliar with, although I'll do my best to rectify that situation shortly. In both cases, his shows were criminally dismissed by executives and network heads, moved around to different time slots, almost on a weekly basis, erratically pulled and brought back, and ultimately canceled after only one season. Freaks and Geeks won myriad awards after the network brass had already pulled the plug. You see, the thing about the entertainment industry is: they're not really in the business of entertaining. The people who control what gets sent out to the viewing public have no artistic integrity of their own. They have no concept of quality. They care only about making money and the least risky way to do so. Which is why they rely solely on precedent, why every show looks exactly like every other show, and why every movie has the same formula. It's the reason for 6 Rockys, 3 X-men, 3 Shreks, 4 Die Hards, 3 Spidermans, 3 Pirates of the Caribbean, endless Batmans and James Bonds, and every three camera studio sit com ever made. So when an original, artistic vision comes along, the "brass" do everything in their power - and they have a lot of power - to shut it down or at least manipulate in such a way that it becomes a disgusting, evil, bubbling aberration of what it used to be. One of the best lines of The TV Set comes from the wonderfully awful Sigourney Weaver who plays Nelly, a network exec in charge of Mike's (the Apatow character complete with beard, pot belly and bad back played by David Duchovny) pilot says, "I don't know if I like originality. Originality scares me."

For any artist who has ever been forced to compromise his art or, worse, himself in order to survive, this film gut wrenching and sublime. The only problem is: artists, I mean real artists who try to make money with their art, are such a minority in this country that this movie couldn't sell enough seats to get a broader distribution deal. In middle America, it'd be lucky to last longer than a week in most theaters. It's such a shame, too. Because the humor, like I said, is universal. Kasdan, who worked with Apatow on the greatest show of all time, does a superb job of letting us inside the minds and hearts of our two tragic heroes, so that we can share their pain. And every joke lands sublimely only because it hurts so much. In true Apatow fashion, the humor is in the horror. It's the same kind of comedy that makes Apatow's recent batch of movies so exciting and refreshing. Anchorman, Talladega Nights, The 40 Year Old Virgin, and Knocked Up all find their laughs in the heroes' insecurities, embarrassments, and failures. The difference is in the universality of those characters.

Still, David Duchovny's understated performance is delightful throughout. I'm perpetually surprised he's not a bigger star than he is. Not to be forgotten, Ioan Gruffudd, who plays Richard McAllister, the President of Prime Time programming, gives a heart breaking performance as a British transplant who loses his family and his standards of quality television within the spin cycle of the network morons.

Humor = tragedy + time, so, hopefully, Mr. Apatow is laughing his ass off. And he should be, considering the success he's gained. Unfortunately for someone like me, The TV Set lays out the tragedy yet to come. I walked out of the theater completely depressed. Having a network commission my script, then put the pilot into production, and, holy smokes, PICK IT UP! would be, essentially a dream come true. The tag line for The TV SET is: "A place where dreams are canceled." So if everything goes well, this is the future I have to look forward to. This is why I'm giving the movie a thumbs up at the top, and a frown at the bottom. If you get a chance, see the movie when it comes out on DVD. I promise you'll laugh. But if you fancy yourself an artist, grab a bucket of Haagen Dasz and a box of tissues. Just kidding.

No, seriously.